Is Paris Hilton a Bad Egg?

Okay, Paris. Truce. If you really mean it when you say you’re going to clean up your act, then I’ll write you a nice song about how nice you really are-since all your friends and your sister says so. OK? Just nod your head. That’s good.

195471231Here’s a sing-along song. Do you remember the rich girl, Veruca Salt, in the original Willy Wonka movie?
This is the original by Leslie Bricusse and Anthony Newley with some new lyrics tailored for a new kind of brat.
Oompa Loompa doompity-doo, I’ve got another puzzle for you
Oompa Loompa doompity-dee, If you are wise you’ll listen to me.
Who do you blame when your kid is a brat?
pampered and spoiled like a Siamese cat.
Blaming the kids is a lie and a shame.
You know exactly who’s to blame.
The mother and the father.
Oompa Loompa doompity-dah, If you’re not spoiled then you will go far
You will live in happiness too like the Oompa Loompa doompity do.
Oompa Loompa doompity-doo, I’ve got another puzzle for you
Oompa Loompa doompity-dee, Is it a Paris or a Pa-ree?
Who do you blame when your kid is a lush?
With an I.Q. like President Bush.
No hsawaknow* will change her egg-dicator
She was jail-bound sooner or later.
Paris Hilton’s sucking eggs.
Oompa Loompa doompity-dah, If you’re not spoiled then you will go far
You will live in happiness too, Like the Oompa Loompa doompity do!
*pronounced  ha-sa-wa-ka-no
The Castle Lady dispatches many
baci, besos, bises,kisses!!
  Thought for the day: A little bit of nonsense now and then is cherished by the wisest men.
                   – Willy Wonka in Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
Note: As of June 9, 2007 this blog has reach 6,500 hits. Thanks to all!

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The Castle Lady Official web site: www.ilovecastles.com other blogs: ilovecastles.blogspot.com evelynsrockpages.blogspot.com evelyns-nailsforlife.blogspot.com
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4 Responses to Is Paris Hilton a Bad Egg?

  1. stefan says:

    salut evelyn wallace ;-)))
    merci pur ton passage chez moi; oui c\’etait le rugby, toulon evolue en D2
    et le basket HTV en PRO A.
    merci et bon dimanche
    @+

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  2. Anne Catherine says:

    Hello ,
     
    I came to wish you a wonderful weekend .
    I hope everything well for you ?
    Please take care & hope to hear from you soon …
     
               Hugs & kisses
             Anne – catherine *

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  3. DJ says:

    Bon dimanche à toi Evelyn ! C\’est vrai, ça fait très longtemps que nous n\’avons bavardé tous les deux mais il faut dire que je n\’ai plus l\’engouement comme avant pour les blogs et internet en général !
    Gros bisous.
    Bye.

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  4. Evelyn says:

    Have a good week end everybody. Lots of love, hugs, kisses and ….
     
                                                                                     ;  )))   The Castle Lady

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