Up for a little castle humor ? ?

 (What’s better than doughnuts ?)
  Follow me up the ladder men!
  In a few minutes the riches of this castle will be ours ! !
  What is that wonderful aroma ?
  My wife is baking her famous homemade doughnuts !
   I love homemade doughnuts !
   That’s too bad because you can’t have ANY of my wife’s homemade doughnuts !
   Surely reasonable men can work something out!
    Did you get gold or silver on your raid ?
    I had to trade my boat but I got something even better.
 
This is it, men! This will be the biggest battle of your lives !
Before we go into battle today let me remind you what we’re fighting for…
We’re fighting for justice ! We’re fight for equality !
What could be more important than that ?!
How about – a steady paycheck, health insurance and a good retirement plan ?
 
(Now there’s a reasonable request ! )
 
WELCOME (on mat)
At the risk of sounding judgemental, I don’t  think they really mean it !
 
Oh ? Why not ?    The missing battlements are a bit unnerving, granted !
 
Just keeping it light for awhile! Shropshire is next ! Good things are worth waiting for, you know !
 
With lots of affection, The Castle Lady !  
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About Evelyn

The Castle Lady Official web site: www.ilovecastles.com other blogs: ilovecastles.blogspot.com evelynsrockpages.blogspot.com evelyns-nailsforlife.blogspot.com
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