800 ? ? ?

                   
           Greystoke Castle in Cumberland
 
A young American tourist went on a guided tour of a medieval castle in Cheshire. At the end of the tour the guide asked her if she enjoyed her visit.
     "Well, "she admitted, "I was a bit worried about seeing a ghost in some of the darker rooms and passages."
     The guide laughed and said, " Don’t worry! I’ve never seen a ghost in all the time I’ve been here, contrary to legend." 
     "Then people have seen ghosts ?", the girl inquired.
      "Allegedly," the tour guide answered.
      "But you’ve never seen one?" she said worriedly.
     "Never."
     "How long is never?" asks the girl.
     "About eight hundred years."
 
The Castle Lady with hundreds of kisses ! ! 
Bwa-ha-ah-ha !

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