Mr. Grinch for Christmas ?

Sing along, anyone ? – The Castle Lady

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwHqhTr2URI

You’re a mean one, Mr. Grinch.
You really are a heel.
You’re as cuddly as a cactus,
You’re as charming as an eel.
Mr. Gr-inch.

You’re a bad banana
With a greasy, black peel.

You’re a monster, Mr. Grinch.  grinch03
Your heart’s an empty hole.
Your brain is full of spiders,
You’ve got garlic in your soul.
Mr. Gr-inch.

I wouldn’t touch you, with a
thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole.

You’re a vile one, Mr. Grinch.
You have termites in your smile.
You have all the tender sweetness
Of a seasick crocodile.
Mr. Gr-inch.

Given the choice between the two of you
I’d take the seasick crocodile.

You’re a foul one, Mr. Grinch.
You’re a nasty, wasty skunk.
Your heart is full of unwashed socks
Your soul is full of junk.
Mr. Gr-inch.

The three words that best describe you, are as follows, and I quote:
STINK, STANK, STUNK !

Grinch_DogdeerYou’re a rotter, Mr. Grinch.
You’re the king of sinful sots.
Your heart’s a dead tomato splotched
With moldy purple spots,
Mr. Gr-inch.

Your soul is an appalling dump heap overflowing 
with the most disgraceful assortment of deplorable
rubbish imaginable,
Mangled up in tangled up knots.

You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch.
With a nauseous super-naus.
You’re a crooked jerky jockey
And you drive a crooked hoss. (horse)
Mr. Grinch.

You’re a three decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich
With arsenic sauce!

Merry Arf-mus !

Christmas_GrinchThe Castle Lady

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The Castle Lady Official web site: www.ilovecastles.com other blogs: ilovecastles.blogspot.com evelynsrockpages.blogspot.com evelyns-nailsforlife.blogspot.com
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